"Relativity is just science's way of flip-flopping. Space or time, mass or energy? Which is it, pick a side [...] And I'm sorry, E equals m c squared? C does not stand for the speed of light, c is for cookie."
The following risky activities, decadent foods, and otherwise foolhardy indulgences are detrimental to your health. You will, however, not perish in vain.
I have a remedy for writer’s block. But first...Pattern recognition is a key marker of high intelligence. Take my genius two-year-old...my son's pugilistic forays in the direction of my gonadsack (nutsack) are signs of advanced pattern recognition...