Who is so horny that they would stop their car at 09h47 to diddle a hooker? Who? I don’t know about anyone else but the last thought on my mind at that time of morning is ‘I want to shag a prostitute’.
I have a remedy for writer’s block. But first...Pattern recognition is a key marker of high intelligence. Take my genius two-year-old...my son's pugilistic forays in the direction of my gonadsack (nutsack) are signs of advanced pattern recognition...
Archaeologists. digging up prehistoric hunter-gatherers, say human sacrifice was common. But all I saw was evidence that skeleton 1 was giving skeleton 2 a good ending...
Born in Montreal, July 1, 1944. I graduated from nowhere and though I've had more jobs than the guy on the back of the bookcover I've managed to stay mainly unemployed throughout and am really (I swear) a poet, artist, raconteur, bon vivant and one of the