"Relativity is just science's way of flip-flopping. Space or time, mass or energy? Which is it, pick a side [...] And I'm sorry, E equals m c squared? C does not stand for the speed of light, c is for cookie."
P. Volyan''ski. Combustion, Explosion, and Shock Waves, 20 (5):
500-506(September 1984)Translated from Fizika Goreniya i Vzryva, Vol. 20, No. 5, pp. 29–35,
September–October, 1984..